Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I've been called out....

Recently I posted a quote:
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
- Elizabeth Taylor


Definition: Vice is a practice or habit considered immoral, depraved, and/or degrading in the associated society. In more minor usage, vice can refer to a fault, a defect, an infirmity or merely a bad habit.

I mentioned that I do not really have any vices. When I wrote this....well...I had forgotten about my mild shoe fettish, scarf fettish, and minor addiction to food porn (just kidding Captain!). Fat Head was kind enough to point out my vices to me.
So here they all are:
shoes - Got to have them!
Scarves - A recent favorite
chocolate - but not as much as it used to be suprisingly
80's music - can't help myself
kids in overalls - it just makes me feel all warm and cozy
strawberry picking in spring - best Strawberrys ever, Monkey agrees!
Royal Violets - love the smell, Monkey and I wear it daily (it's really Monkey's perfume - I just steal it)
Eggs and grits w/ bacon bits - favorite breakfast
sarcasm - it gives me great enjoyment
Paranoia - the voices in my head tell me terrible things (lol)
snobbery - at least according to Steel Boobs and Fat head
Chatty - I like to out talk the voices in my head to anyone who will listen
easily distracted - like a cat on cat nip


Thats all I can think of right now. But I'll open it up to anyone who can think of any more of my vices or would like to volunteer a few of their own.

4 comments:

  1. Can't think of any right now, but you need to tell the voices to shut up!! Way too many voices going on in there!

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  2. Glad you are will to admit your vices.... I was thinking we could not be peeps for a second if you were that perfect :)

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  3. I'm with you on all of your food voices. And kids in overalls. I have too many vices to list...

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  4. I wouldn't call those vices, I call them survival when life's redundance gets in the way!

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