Monkey: Mom.....Monkey: I want a princess middle name like MJ.
Monkey: Why does MJ have a princess name and I don't? (sitting all pouty w/ her arms crossed)
Me: Because your Middle name is #%!%*......
Monkey: No!
Monkey: I want it to be Belle!
Monkey: My new middle name is Bell. You tell Dad.
Me: Baby, that's just not the way it works....
Monkey: No. You tell Dad. (Stated as she wags her pointer finger at me)
Monkey: I have decided (at this point she deems the conversation over and walks away)
Apparently the Monkey Queen....Ahem...princess has spoken and as her mere servant I must obey......NOT!
Although I did find the encounter quite humorous. I can see that I have created a monster with a lot of attitude. Maybe I'll send her to Fathead's house she s a lot stricter than I am. That will be a culture shock for my tyrant!
p.s. MJ is Fathead's daughter.
